Oh good news everyone. Kurt Cobain is actually alive and living in Seattle and wanting to get back into the music industry so we can all get ready to celebrate that. (***note sarcasm***)
Some guy in Seattle is claiming to be Kurt Cobain and saying he didn’t die via self inflicted gun shot wound back in ’94 and that it was all a ruse to get the media off his back. He says Courtney Love was in on it the whole time too. Now, if this were true that would make Kurt 47 years old.
Here’s where it gets better.
He says he’s still 27 thanks to a special plant in Alaska that he smokse daily to prevent physical aging. He’s working on a new album called I Did NOT Kill Myself… I’m Alive and will shop it to major labels when he’s done.
Read more about this nut-job here –> http://stuppid.com/seattle-man-kurt-cobain/