On Tuesday, April 14th, country singer Eric Church performed at Rogers Arena.
During a moment in his set, a giant demon was conjured using his dark wizard magic.
The ancient astronauts pseudo-scientific theory posits that Eric Church cursed the Vancouver Canucks.
Exhibit A: Eric Church is a country star who has sold millions of albums. ALL people from Calgary love country music.
Exhibit B: The Lord of Darkness was red. The Calgary Flames are red.
Exhibit 3: It appears to my hysterical eye, that the light appears to show the demon belting out FLAMES!
Tonight, Rogers Arena will host Ariana Grande….will the singer named after a Starbucks drink size be a harbinger of goodwill or ill intent? We’ll know for certain after game two. Until then, keep your eyes to the sky.