A pizza is a pretty substantial dinner. As is a burrito. But what if you combined the two and wrapped a pizza AROUND a burrito (or a FEW burritos)? That’s a LOT of dinner. That’s probably TOO much dinner for anyone save the most fearless of eaters.
Check out some of the steps below, and if you are brave of heart and mighty of tummy, maybe you will dare to try this at home. If so, may the Food Gods guide and protect you on your dinner quest.
1.) Order one large, unsliced pizza
2.) Throw two pounds of bacon on top
3.) Next come the 3 Chipotle burritos
4.) Slice the outer edges, fold everything over, use a bunch of toothpicks to make sure the whole thing doesn’t fall apart and become an even bigger mess than it already is
5.) Cover in a couple cups of cheese
6.) Bake until cheese is “melted to a glue-like consistency” slice, serve, ENOJOY
Pizzarito, there are none other like you.