Friends. I had a dream last night that I was BATMAN. When I woke up in the morning. I did not have a batsuit. I was not in Wayne Manor. I did not have a bat mobile. I did not know kung fu. I was not a billionare. Sadly, I wasn’t Batman. But It had me thinking, How much money would it take to be Batman.
I did the math and here is what I came up with.
Is it possible to be Batman? Okay, better question, who could afford the technology to be Batman? Could we even make much of what we see being used by Batman in the Dark Knight movies?
Certainly some of the technology exists, but putting it together in a way that can be used the way the Batman does is another matter. Using today’s technologies and cutting edge designs, the cost of being Batman is estimated at $682,450,750. This takes into account his suit, vehicles, training, equipment, mansion and manservant. And if you’re willing to do without the Batcave-Mansion combination, you can do it on a shoe-string of $83 million. Let’s break this down:
– Made from cutting-edge Nomex materials, it’s insulating padding, fire-resistant and bullet-proof against small arms. Wouldn’t want to get hit with any 7.62 NATO rounds, though.
– Covered in armored plates and ribs for articulation and ease of movement, make the suit capable of being reasonably capable of a high degree of mobility. He would have to spend quite a bit of time training with it to learn where the blind spots were, where mobility issues might affect his fighting style and knowing how to best keep the enemy where he has maximum fighting capacity.
– The suit also armors the most vulnerable spots shoulders, knees, elbows, shins, and forearms. The chest also has a heavy plate in the center of mass zone people are taught to aim at.
– The cape is made of a memory cloth polymer capable of being used as a makeshift paraglider or parachute. And for you physics buffs who played Arkham Asylum, no, we can’t make a cape you can used to fly yet. You can crash real well, though.
– A suit of armor including a custom fitted graphite bullet resistant cowl could run you about: $1,058,600. Believe it or not most of the cost of that suit is the hardened, padded, custom fitted cowl.
– Unlike the Iron Man armor, you need padding to protect you from the transfer of kinetic energy from the outside of your suit to the tender meaty center within. How the Iron Man armor keeps Tony Stark from becoming pulpy, chunky monkey inside a can is still beyond the ken of mortal science.
– The Tumbler was developed for Wayne Enterprises Applied Sciences Division as a military bridging vehicle. Covered in weapons and capable of stealth mode operations, each unit cost a cool $18,000,000.
– The Batpod, a motorcycle-like vehicle which acts as an escape vehicle from a burning Tumbler has 20” wheels, and is capable of making a 90 degree turn almost instantly by rotating its wheels on any axis. (Don’t ask me how, I’m still mentally working it out.) Steered by shoulder movements allowing for hands-free driving, it’s cheap at $1,500,000.
– The coolest of the Batman’s vehicles shows up in the Dark Knight Rises, and is called The Bat. A hovering, harrier-like vehicle capable of VTOL, fast flight and acceleration, and as nimble as a helicopter in tight quarters. There is nothing like it in real life but an estimated cost was $60,000,000.
Stately Wayne Manor
This is where the biggest cost of being Batman is incurred. Rebuilding the mansion, its grounds, increasing security, hollowing out and reinforcing the Batcave, installing the supercomputer(s), rebuilding his private forensic labs, gun ranges, Bat supply kits, medical facilities, the turnabout, extra cars, the silencing of the workers (hopefully with cash incentives, not the other kind) comes in at a cool $600,000,000. Sorry, still blinking at that number. That does not include the stately Wayne manservant’s fees as both butler and major domo for the estate, another $240,000 annually.
So. The Grand Total would be $682,450,750.
While we wait for a billionaire bold enough to take up the mantle of the Bat, giving up their life of comfort, private jets, perfectly regulated environments, Kobe beef steaks, luxurious penthouses, supermodels, and unlimited video game time, we have young industrial engineers working on their own prototype batsuits. Observe:
715 Billionaires in the U.S. and Canada yet still no Batman. Sad times ahead. Unless someone wants to loan me some money!