After the weekend of the of yet another iPhone upgrade, it’s time again to push the boundaries of imagination, to help uncover every possible feature this new device has to offer.
Sure, the iPhone 6S has double the RAM of the 6, a new “3D Touch” feature and an improved camera, but it’s real value will come from however consumers decide to use it.
1) You can fit about half of it in your mouth!
Go ahead, try it! See, now you’ve got about 50% of the world’s most advanced pieces of technology lodged in your stupid mouth. Do it when you’re bored, at work, even on the skytrain! There is literally no limit to how much you can put about half of your iPhone into your mouth!
2) You can give it as a last minute gift
Classic sitcom situation: you forget your wife’s birthday/anniversary/emotional needs, and need to get a last second present. Well with the new iPhone, you’re in luck! Just say you got this iPhone for her, and that you even preloaded it with all your friends’ numbers and photos of your pet.
3) You can use it as a pick for your bass guitar!
Who needs a piece of plastic when you’ve got the hottest piece of 7000 Series aluminum tech on the market to strum your sick bass with? If you thought the singer was going to grab the spotlight, just try showing up with the new iPhone in your strings, and watch the crowd light up for your killer rendition of “Orion” by Metallica
4) You can make phone calls!
So simple. Yet, no one ever does it. Stop texting, tweeting, facebooking, snap chatting, and instagraming and call someone besides your Mom..
And here is a fact about the Apple Launch . Apple sold 13 Million iPhones In over the Weekend, Or 3,000 iPhones Per Minute. Neat.