I have a new life goal. To take money from the rich, just for doing something as easy as standing in line.
I fully understand that $40,000 a year isn’t a lot of money by today’s standards but for the amount of “work” these guys are actually doing, this is not a bad side gig. They just sit there and chill. That is the only qualification for the job. Can you sit? While wearing comfortable clothes? If you check both those boxes, you might be a great candidate for this newfangled occupation.
So the real question is: Would you sit in line, in a chair, for 48 hours to make $1000? It’s easy money. If I was low on funds and I had a free weekend, I would strongly consider it because it beats standing outside of the Roxy on Friday nights trying to get in to meet the next girl. Although without a catheter attached, I think those 48 hours would be pure torture for me. Taking a poop isn’t my concern, but trying to stay hydrated and then leaving to take a number one a few times might be torture because it would mess up my whole being active when my job is to stand in line thing.
Check out my new hero, while he talks about his standing inline job.