I don’t mean to the bearer of bad news. But. This is science. And Science is sometimes good right?
Cosmopolitan, in their infinite quest to make me hate myself, went and broke down just exactly what happens when you eat a slice of pizza. They also figured out which national pizza chains are the worst for you, not that you really care in the first place because you’re eating pizza. Like you expected it to be full of vitamins and shit – it’s cheese, fat and sauce. Don’t lie to yourself.