In an absolutely shocking scientific poll conducted by Data-Goliath, 83% of all teens surveyed indicated that they felt music by bands from the 80’s and 90’s is ‘music for old people’.
The poll asked the teens, aged 12-16 if they felt music by Metallica, Disturbed, and Korn qualified as ‘old people music’ and over half of them agreed.
“My parents listen to these bands all the time and I’m like oh my god turn this crap off and play Twenty One Pilots,” one teenager proclaimed.
Filed in the recently released case study, 93% of all teenagers surveyed said they would “rather listen to Justin Bieber” than Metallica, Disturbed, or Korn. This finding has left many parents outraged, with some immediately grounding their child for not listening to ‘real music’.
Data-Goliath surveyed more than 300 teenagers at schools in California and Nevada. The teens were given cigarettes and Aristocrat Royal Vodka for participating in the study.
In addition to the questions about music, the teens were asked who the current president is. The multiple choice options were A. President Obama B. Donald Trump and C. Bernie Sanders and D. fam.
More than 38% of the teenagers surveyed selected ‘fam’ as their answer.
Maybe people are just stupid. Or Maybe. I am getting old. Sh**
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