That suck dude. Mario Licato was walking down some stairs to the subway in New York City when some guy approached him and punched him in the face.
“[He] stated, ‘This is because you look like Shia LaBeouf,’” an NYPD spokesman says.
According to “the internet,” the real Shia LaBeouf offered him soup? Huh.
“I wish I was in New York. I’d come bring you soup.”
Do you look like a famous person? Man, I sure hope if you do it’s a cool one.