A man from Texas named Frank has a dream – to buy Dave Grohl for $35,000 so they hang out and “high five and shit”.
As a result, he’s started a gofundme page to help raise the cash needed to buy Dave Grohl.
“I’m not 100% the amount I’m asking for will buy him. Hell, I’m not even sure if it’s legal to purchase another human being without being some central part of a 20/20 tv special. But, I figured it wouldn’t hurt to try, right?
If it is indeed illegal to purchase another human (or if Mr. Grohl isn’t a willing purchasee) then I’ll spend the money on beer because Dave seems like the kind of person that would want me to drink beer.”
That’s a man with a plan right there.
So far he’s raised $225 from 10 people, but he maintains hope.
Donate here, if you want: https://www.gofundme.com/22bqpqs