| Bring on the Ottawa Hate! Our MPs finally get back to work today in the nation's capital, what should be their 1st order of business? |
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|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Give Harper a Wedgie? |
19% |
|
Spend more money? |
9.5% |
|
Work hard to make a real difference to your constituents and your country (yes, we're high)? |
14.3% |
|
Deport Daniel Alfredsson? |
4.8% |
|
Planning their next vacation? |
14.3% |
|
Look busy? |
31% |
|
Go for lunch? |
2.4% |
|
Light a cigar with a $100 bill? |
% |
|
|
|
| Which local weatherperson would you rather be inside of? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Wesla Wong |
59.50% |
|
Mark Madryga |
21.40% |
|
That shim on CTV |
19.00% |
|
|
|
| Which STI would you rather contract? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Syphilis |
13.60% |
|
Gonorrhea |
9.10% |
|
The Roxy Rash (aka The Shane O'Brien) |
77.30% |
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|
|
| How likely are you to take part in a poll? |
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|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Unlikely, I let my wife do all the poll work. |
47.20% |
|
Highly likely, I have nothing else to live for. |
16.70% |
|
I don't care for surveys but I do like me some poll. |
36.10% |
|
|
|
| What will happen first? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Canucks regular season opens Oct. 6th vs the Penguins? |
47.60% |
|
At least one person is charged from The Stanley Cup riots? |
28.60% |
|
Premier Double C brings Steak & BeeJ Day into law? |
23.80% |
|
|
|
| In the Made-For-TV movie of Jack Layton's life, who plays Jack Layton? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Lanny McDonald |
7.00% |
|
Richard Dreyfuss (only Karen K thinks this is a good idea) |
23.90% |
|
The cop from The Beachcombers (what's his nuts?) |
11.30% |
|
Christy Clark |
8.50% |
|
Samuel L. Jackson |
26.80% |
|
Lloyd Robertson |
5.60% |
|
That guy on the bus |
16.90% |
|
|
|
| What result will come from the HST Referendum? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Keep it. |
38.50% |
|
Scrap it. |
36.50% |
|
The HST actually stands for Hump Sexy Time. |
25.00% |
|
|
|
| What are you most looking forward to at this year's PNE? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Carnies |
11.10% |
|
Heavy Petting (the animals, you perverts!) |
15.60% |
|
Making it with the "Do You Want To Go Faster" guy |
11.10% |
|
Kenny Rogers |
22.20% |
|
41 Deep Fried PopTarts |
13.30% |
|
The overworked and underpaid Super Dogs |
20.00% |
|
Dal Richards |
6.70% |
|
|
|
| The Canucks Aaron Rome recently sent a text apology to the Bruins Nathan Horton...What is worse? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Texting an apology? |
5.90% |
|
Texting a break-up? |
39.20% |
|
Texting while driving? |
18.60% |
|
Texting a picture of your wang? |
36.30% |
|
|
|
| What birth control do you use for Sexy Time? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Condoms |
24.10% |
|
The Pill |
15.50% |
|
Rhythm Method |
29.30% |
|
What's birth control? |
31.00% |
|
|
|
| The Vancouver Parks smoking ban has been in for a year, what else should be banned in parks? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Pit Bulls! |
15.80% |
|
The Homeless! |
26.30% |
|
Prosties (Shims, Trannies, etc)! |
15.80% |
|
Frisbees! |
6.30% |
|
Those damn geese! |
35.80% |
|
|
|
| What's the best excuse to skip work and go golfing? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Dead family member. |
12.50% |
|
Vasectomy. |
32.50% |
|
Sick (of work). |
35.00% |
|
Off to Prison. |
20.00% |
|
|
|
| What are you doing for the long weekend? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Vomiting at the PNE. |
13.10% |
|
Camping (down by the river). |
14.00% |
|
Armwrestling with the homeless. |
18.70% |
|
BBQing mystery meat. |
23.40% |
|
Going to Seattle with Karen K. |
30.80% |
|
|
|
| What's the worst part of the end of summer? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The annoying people who point out it's not over until the 23rd. |
16.90% |
|
As far as seasons go, it's all downhill from here. |
8.50% |
|
Work and/or school. |
6.80% |
|
The end of Sun Dress Season. |
67.80% |
|
|
|
| What was the one thing kids learnt yesterday at their 1st day of school? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Mr. Peterson is now Ms. Peterson. |
14.00% |
|
Job Action = drunk teachers. |
20.00% |
|
Math still sucks. |
46.00% |
|
You can now smoke in the classroom. |
6.00% |
|
Bullying DOES work! |
14.00% |
|
|
|
| What do we do with convicted sexual predators? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Capital Punishment? |
18.10% |
|
Chemical castration? |
25.30% |
|
Make them just disappear? |
53.00% |
|
Rehabilitate them? |
3.60% |
|
|
|
| Sunday marks the 10th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks, what do you think? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
We need to keep killing the "baddies". |
21.50% |
|
I'm going to drink my fears away. |
9.70% |
|
Let's just move on. |
55.90% |
|
I can't shake this Islamaphobia. |
8.60% |
|
My birthday on September 11th is ruined forever. |
4.30% |
|
|
|
| After Friday's 6.4 earthquake, how are you preparing for The Big One? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
I have followed the federal earthquake guidelines. |
6.70% |
|
I keep meaning to store some water. |
13.30% |
|
Got some beers & cans of tuna in my basement. |
37.80% |
|
Smoking. |
20.00% |
|
What's an earthquake? |
22.20% |
|
|
|
| What's the most underappreciated job out there? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Teachers (snotty kids & job action). |
16.00% |
|
Mayor (stupid riots & aggressive horses). |
3.20% |
|
Nurses (know-it-all doctors & bedpans). |
17.00% |
|
Award Winning Morning Show Radio Hosts (nudge nudge, wink wink). |
26.60% |
|
The Homeless (especially that guy that lets you kick him in the junk for $5). |
4.30% |
|
Mother (Karen K totally made us put this one on). |
33.00% |
|
|
|
| With all the fatty,fat, fat kids running around - health advocates want to start a sugar tax. |
|
| What else should we tax? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Weed. |
28.40% |
|
Douchebags. |
46.60% |
|
Spoken word artists. |
4.50% |
|
Pet owners (they use parks more). |
10.20% |
|
Close talkers. |
10.20% |
|
|
|
| Greenpeace is 40 today, what are you doing to save the planet? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Drinking like Al Gore. |
15.30% |
|
Burning my extra tires. |
16.90% |
|
Stalking David "Legs" Suzuki. |
8.50% |
|
What's Greenpeace? |
10.20% |
|
Recycling the homeless. |
49.20% |
|
|
|
| Mayor Gregor's birthday is this Sunday, what do you get the Mayor on his big day? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
A bike lane. |
9.70% |
|
Wheat growing bee chickens. |
3.50% |
|
Nintendo DS. |
9.70% |
|
Giftwrap the homeless. |
22.10% |
|
Midget Hookers & Blow. |
54.90% |
|
|
|
| It's Int'l Talk Like A Pirate Day, what Pirate Porn would you like to star in? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Can I Drop My Anchor In Your Lagoon! |
22.80% |
|
Blow Me Down! |
19.00% |
|
Want To Make My Roger Jolly! |
6.30% |
|
Shiver My Timber! |
11.40% |
|
Darrr, That's Not A Wooden Leg - Part Three. |
|
|
|
|
| Vancouver was just voted 3rd Worst Dressed city in the world. Maybe we can't dress but what are we good at? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Getting high? |
42.10% |
|
Rioting? |
7.40% |
|
Not winning major sports championships? |
23.10% |
|
Recycling? |
8.30% |
|
Counting the homeless? |
19.00% |
|
|
|
| Canucks season is upon us, do you care? What's your favourite sport? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Hockey (pre-season included)? |
48.40% |
|
Rugby (we're knee deep in the World Cup)? |
8.60% |
|
Baseball (the World Series are just around the corner)? |
5.40% |
|
UFC (me like fights)? |
3.20% |
|
Football (CFL & NFL included)? |
3.20% |
|
Cranking on it (Canada's 3rd National Pasttime)? |
31.20% |
|
|
|
| Serial Killer Clifford Olson is close to death, how do we finish him off? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Rats (they're always hungry). |
20.70% |
|
Let his cancer do it's thing? |
12.20% |
|
Death Penalty (the chair, hanging, bullet) |
5.90% |
|
Prison sexed to death (with that big guy two cells down)? |
44.70% |
|
Slowly eaten by homeless zombies (with ketchup). |
16.50% |
|
|
|
| Brandi's Exotic Show Lounge is our new "pole" sponsor, who would you like to see take their clothes off? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Premier Double C? |
16.50% |
|
Karen K? |
74.80% |
|
The Gregor? |
2.40% |
|
That woman next to me on the bus? |
0.90% |
|
The boss's wife? |
3.70% |
|
Surrey Mayor Dianne "Pantsuit" Watts? |
1.60% |
|
|
|
| We all survived Windstorm 2011, what else in the city blows? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
No charges to rioters? |
57.10% |
|
A certain $563 miillion roof (see BC Place)? |
18.70% |
|
Anything with fiddles? |
3.30% |
|
That shim at Main & Hastings (best $7.00 ever)? |
11.00% |
|
The CBC (except HNIC & Jeopardy)? |
9.90% |
|
|
|
| Today is Drink Beer Day, what's your favourite? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Molson? |
31.20% |
|
Any microbrew will do? |
44.00% |
|
Tsing-Tao? |
2.80% |
|
Rainier? |
14.70% |
|
Fruity stuff (aka Girly Beer)? |
7.30% |
|
|
|
| A new study says the best way to die is in your sleep, but that's lame. What's the real best way to die? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Death by Squirrels? |
4.50% |
|
Video Gaming to Death? |
6.30% |
|
Weed Overdose (may not actually be possible)? |
7.20% |
|
Being eaten by Zombie Sharks? |
5.40% |
|
Fiddle Rock? |
1.80% |
|
Whilst porking? |
74.80% |
|
|
|
| The new BC Place Stadium opens this weekend, what should we name it? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Terry Fox Memorial Stadium of Awesomeness? |
82.50% |
|
The Money Pit? |
4.10% |
|
BC Place (seeing as we all paid for it)? |
6.70% |
|
Who cares? |
2.10% |
|
The Trojan Dome (Trojan Condom sponsorship)? |
4.60% |
|
|
|
| The Lingerie Football League just announced Vancouver will join the LFL in the fall of 2012. What should we call Vancouver's LFL team? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Long Snappers? |
7.90% |
|
The Real Vagiants? |
7.90% |
|
The Burnaby Birth Canals? |
4.80% |
|
The Wide Receivers? |
44.40% |
|
The Lady Lions (aka The BC Pussies)? |
22.20% |
|
The Lillooet Dreams (say it quickly)? |
9.50% |
|
Victoria Secret? |
3.20% |
|
|
|
| New fall TV is out –which new shows suck the most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
2 Broke Girls? |
8.80% |
|
How To Be A Gentleman? |
5.90% |
|
Whitney? |
4.40% |
|
Pan Am? |
5.90% |
|
CBC (sorry, that's a network)? |
33.80% |
|
The Playboy Club? |
8.80% |
|
Terra Nova? |
7.40% |
|
The X Factor? |
25.00% |
|
|
|
| The latest addiction some people are suffering from is text messaging. What are YOU addicted to? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Text messaging? |
8.10% |
|
Interweb Porn? |
21.00% |
|
Food (mmm, bacon)? |
19.40% |
|
Drugs (including booze & smokes)? |
9.70% |
|
Gambling (I’ve been known to wear a diaper at the slots once or twice)? |
3.20% |
|
Electronic cigs (yes, you know who you are)? |
1.60% |
|
Sports (Boom Boom is my only drug of choice)? |
11.30% |
|
All of the above? |
25.80% |
|
|
|
| We just lost Apple CEO Steve Jobs - a real tragedy - who's next on the Dead Pool? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Lloyd Robertson (technically he's already dead)? |
18.50% |
|
Don Cherry (beauty)? |
35.40% |
|
Old Man Jenkins? |
23.10% |
|
Homeless Kick In The Junk Guy down on Granville? |
20.00% |
|
Scarlett Johansson (Death by Sexy)? |
3.10% |
|
|
|
| It's Thanksgiving weekend, how are you gonna turkey? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Oven? |
38.10% |
|
Deep-fried? |
4.80% |
|
BBQ? |
8.30% |
|
ABC Family Country Restaurant? |
17.90% |
|
The dreaded In-Laws? |
8.30% |
|
Chinese Takeout? |
7.10% |
|
Who you callin' turkey? |
15.50% |
|
|
|
| A new Canucks season means more U2 to skate-out to. What would you make the Canucks skate out to? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback? |
17.90% |
|
Let's Start A Riot by Three Days Grace? |
21.90% |
|
Keep the U2 (they won Fox Seeds 1981)? |
1.60% |
|
Walk by Pantera? |
49.90% |
|
Snowbird by Anne Murray? |
2.80% |
|
Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse? |
3.80% |
|
Hell Yeah by Rev Theory? |
2.10% |
|
|
|
| There are lineups around the world awaiting delivery of the new iPhone 4S, what would you lineup for? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Brandi's Exotic Show Lounge? |
23.50% |
|
Job? |
3.10% |
|
Wheurhouse (anything but front of the line is kinda dodgy)? |
17.30% |
|
Free Bacon? |
15.30% |
|
HJ? |
23.50% |
|
I DON'T LINEUP FOR DIDDLY SQUAT! |
17.30% |
|
|
|
| It's National Bosses Day & our boss rocks, what kind of a boss do you have? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Boss of the Year? |
21.90% |
|
Micro-Manager? |
17.20% |
|
Asshat? |
39.10% |
|
Happy Fun Guy? |
12.50% |
|
Total Perv? |
3.10% |
|
The Geek Stink Breather (IT only)? |
3.10% |
|
Drinky The Drunk Guy? |
3.10% |
|
|
|
| It's Day 4 for Occupy Vancouver, what do you think? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Get a job hippie! |
51.50% |
|
Power to the people! |
12.40% |
|
I don't care either way. |
7.20% |
|
Why won't anyone occupy my pants? |
28.90% |
|
|
|
| With the World Series starting we want to know, besides hockey what sport do you absolutely live for? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Baseball? |
4.50% |
|
Basketball? |
3.40% |
|
CFL? |
6.80% |
|
NFL? |
30.70% |
|
Pocket Pool? |
35.20% |
|
MLS? |
4.50% |
|
Hold 'Em Poker? |
8.00% |
|
UFC? |
6.80% |
|
|
|
| According to some Christian zealots the world is supposed to end tomorrow – what do you have to get done before it’s all over? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Get laid? |
36.60% |
|
See the Canucks win one more game (no pressure tonight boys!!!)? |
28.20% |
|
Tell someone you love them? |
5.60% |
|
Tell someone you hate them? |
2.80% |
|
Repent? |
2.80% |
|
Finally re-name BC Place? |
23.90% |
|
|
|
| Everyone's short on time these days, if you only had 2:30 minutes to get something done, what would it be? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Cook a pot roast? |
7.00% |
|
Occupy Vancouver (very briefly)? |
2.00% |
|
A very satisfying moment...with myself? |
60.00% |
|
Naked yoga? |
19.00% |
|
A perfect morning radio show break? |
12.00% |
|
|
|
| Occupy Vancouver's in it's 10th day @ The VAG (the 99% vs the 1%), how much do you make? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Under 30,000? |
19.80% |
|
Under $50,000? |
6.90% |
|
Under $100,000? |
7.50% |
|
Over $100,000? |
62.60% |
|
None o' yer dang bizness, Cleetus? |
3.20% |
|
|
|
| Police say Sexting is a problem, what body part would you most likely Sext? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Marble Bag? |
16.40% |
|
Gunt? |
10.40% |
|
Nip? |
26.90% |
|
Earlobe? |
4.50% |
|
Wang? |
19.40% |
|
Your puppy? |
7.50% |
|
Your lady boner? |
14.90% |
|
|
|
| Every Canucks game day we play a mullet track from a terrible 80s hair band, does this help the team or hinder them? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The mullet totally helps the Canucks win? |
33.00% |
|
The mullet totally hurts the Canucks? |
58.30% |
|
What's a mullet track? |
8.70% |
|
|
|
| The World Series continues tonight with Mr. Albert Pujols (pronounced poo-holes). So, what are the dirtiest sounding names in sports? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Albert PUJOLS? |
1.40% |
|
Chubby COX (1980s NBAer)? |
7.00% |
|
Detroit Tiger Doug FISTER? |
9.90% |
|
Columbus Blue Jacket Grant CLITsome? |
12.70% |
|
Rusty KUNTZ (1980s baseball player)? |
40.80% |
|
St. Louis Blue BJ Crombeen? |
1.40% |
|
NASCAR's Dick Trickle? |
26.80% |
|
|
|
| It's Halloween Weekend, so what's the scariest thing of all time? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Bedbugs? |
8.30% |
|
The Blue Waffle (DO NOT Google IT!)? |
50.50% |
|
Paranormal...anything? |
4.60% |
|
The Canucks last couple of games? |
16.50% |
|
The Roxy - when the ugly lights come on? |
9.20% |
|
That Occupy Vancouver girl/guy beardo freak that smells like pee? |
11.00% |
|
|
|
| Happy Halloween, bitchessss! What's the best Halloween candy ever?! |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Candy Corn? |
6.90% |
|
Tootsie Rolls? |
8.60% |
|
Razor Apples? |
8.60% |
|
Chips? |
6.90% |
|
Homemade beer? |
19.00% |
|
All those Midgie Chocolate Bars? |
48.30% |
|
A nice piece of thoroughly washed fruit? |
1.70% |
|
|
|
| For a mere $50, US burger chain In 'n Out Burger will send you one of their hamburgers. What would you like to ship to yourself? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
A hamburger? |
3.40% |
|
Sweet liquor? |
16.90% |
|
Panties (soiled or not)? |
16.90% |
|
A bride? |
13.60% |
|
Real doll/Blow-up doll/Double-Ender/Rabbit (the kind that needs batteries)? |
6.80% |
|
Some Thai Stick (thank you Purolator)? |
10.20% |
|
Chicago deep-dish pizza from Chicago's Lou Malnati's (we've actually done that)? |
32.20% |
|
|
|
| Occupy Vancouver - do you care - how much? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
F&^K THE MAN?!!! |
15.60% |
|
Too busy working to care? |
67.10% |
|
What's Occupy Vancouver? |
17.30% |
|
|
|
| It's Daylight Savings Time this weekend, what are you doing with your extra hour? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Organizing your junk (that works on so many levels)? |
3.50% |
|
An extra hour at The Roxy? |
2.10% |
|
Changing all the clocks & batteries in your smoke detectors (loooooo-ser!? |
0.60% |
|
Google yourself? |
0.40% |
|
None of your goddamn business? |
1.20% |
|
Occupy something? |
83.30% |
|
Sleep (duh!)? |
8.90% |
|
|
|
| Luongo played a beauty last night but the haters still hate. Who out there gets picked on the most (fairly or unfairly)? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Roberto Luongo? |
14.80% |
|
Nickelback? |
30.90% |
|
Gregor Robertson? |
6.70% |
|
The Occupy Vancouver people? |
1.30% |
|
Lindsey Lohan? |
4.70% |
|
Gingers? |
41.60% |
|
|
|
| 70s boxing Champ Smokin' Joe Frazier just passed away - non-celebrities Octomom just boxed crazy Amy Fisher - so, who would you like to see box? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Mayor McSmoothie vs Suzanne Manton? |
4.50% |
|
Premier Double C vs NDP leader Adrian Dix? |
7.50% |
|
Lou vs Schneider? |
7.50% |
|
Occupy Vancouver vs Occupy Victoria (we'd totally kick their island asses!)? |
10.40% |
|
Aussie Sluts of Whistler vs Aussie Sluts of Australia? |
19.40% |
|
Global News' Steve Darling vs CTV's Tammy Taggart? |
4.50% |
|
Methhead vs Crackhead? |
46.30% |
|
|
|
| CTV News turns 61 today, who's the hottest newscaster? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Global's Randene Neil? |
11.00% |
|
CTV's Keri Adams? |
1.10% |
|
Global's Robyn Stickley? |
30.60% |
|
CityTV's Jody Vance? |
0.90% |
|
CBC's Gloria Macaroni? |
3.00% |
|
Global's Jill Pork (or is it Krop?)? |
7.60% |
|
CTV's Tammy Taggert? |
1.50% |
|
CBC's Tony Parsons? |
13.20% |
|
Global's Chris Gailus? |
31.00% |
|
|
|
| It's Remembrance Day Weekend, what's the greatest war movie of all time? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Platoon (Vietnam)? |
25.90% |
|
Saving Private Ryan (WWII)? |
38.80% |
|
Schindler's List (WWII)? |
3.50% |
|
Apocalypse Now (Vietnam)? |
22.00% |
|
Gallipoli (WWI)? |
0.70% |
|
Tropic Thunder (it's only on here because of Robert Downey Jr's role)? |
7.00% |
|
The Bridge on the River Kwai (WWII)? |
2.10% |
|
|
|
| Science has proven Craigslist is used only for creepers. Where do you get your creep on? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Facebook/TwiiterTwat? |
47.20% |
|
The bus/Skytrain? |
18.90% |
|
Occupy Vancouver? |
7.50% |
|
Prison? |
1.90% |
|
Work? |
15.10% |
|
The Roxy? |
9.40% |
|
|
|
| It's payday! After rent & food, what's the first thing you spend your paycheque on? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Handies? |
13.60% |
|
Groceries? |
3.00% |
|
Beer? |
40.90% |
|
Bud? |
8.30% |
|
RRSP? |
3.00% |
|
Donation to charity? |
28.80% |
|
All of the above? |
2.30% |
|
|
|
| Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow! What's your favourite BC mountain? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Whistler-Blackcomb? |
21.20% |
|
The North Shore Mountains? |
11.10% |
|
Baker? |
10.10% |
|
Sun Peaks? |
4.00% |
|
Mt. Washington? |
7.10% |
|
Hemlock? |
31.30% |
|
Big White? |
12.10% |
|
Silver Star? |
2.00% |
|
Kicking Horse in Golden? |
1.00% |
|
|
|
| Civic elections are taking place throughout the province this weekend, what do you care about? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Occupy? |
3.30% |
|
Stanley Cup Rioters? |
8.30% |
|
Economy? |
5.00% |
|
Social services? |
5.00% |
|
The environment? |
11.70% |
|
Public transit? |
8.30% |
|
All of the above? |
16.70% |
|
My vote don't mean squat? |
41.70% |
|
|
|
| The Lions are heading to the Grey Cup, what's the worst thing about Winnipeg (Part 1)? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The City of Winnipeg? |
23.10% |
|
The ghost of Louis Riel? |
1.50% |
|
Mosquitoes the size of Steve Darling? |
35.40% |
|
All the Cousin-Brother-Uncles? |
21.50% |
|
B.O. (Bomber Odour)? |
7.70% |
|
The fact it ain't here? |
10.80% |
|
|
|
| Today is What Do You Love About America Day. So, what do you love about the mighty US of A? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
No CBC? |
38.90% |
|
Everything costs way less? |
14.80% |
|
Despite all the inbreeding, they're still a Mega Superpower? |
1.20% |
|
They have a leader named Barry? |
0.60% |
|
They gave us Hawaii? |
2.50% |
|
Absolutely nothin' (Go Canada Go!)? |
28.40% |
|
They'll always be below us? |
13.60% |
|
|
|
| Do you plan to watch the Grey Cup this weekend? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Absolutely (Go Lions Go!). |
82.60% |
|
Yup (Go Bombers Go!). |
0.40% |
|
I'll watch some of the game. |
1.40% |
|
Can't stand the CFL. |
3.20% |
|
What's a Grey Cup (is that like 2 Girls 1 Cup)? |
12.50% |
|
|
|
| After today's show we're away for a couple of weeks, who should replace us? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Mayor McSmoothie? |
1.90% |
|
Boom Boom? |
9.10% |
|
Mr. Skin? |
26.00% |
|
Rick Mercer? |
6.50% |
|
Jay Janower? |
48.10% |
|
That chick on the TV? |
3.90% |
|
Anything (and I mean ANYTHING) is a major improvement? |
4.50% |
|
|
|
| Now we're on vacation for a couple of weeks, what do you miss most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Stump The Show? |
7.60% |
|
Jeff O'Neil Mail? |
9.80% |
|
Open Phones? |
7.60% |
|
Rock 'n Roll Sports with Double J? |
25.00% |
|
The Karen K Report? |
5.40% |
|
Sunrise Boners? |
32.60% |
|
Not a goddamn thing (you guys blow)? |
12.00% |
|
|
|
| What was the worst looking injury from last night's game? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
David Booth's knee on knee hit |
16.70% |
|
Bieksa loses a tooth to an elbow |
50.00% |
|
Luongo taking a puck in the side of the neck |
33.30% |
|
|
|
| So the Mythbusters are in your neighborhood and accidently blow a hole through your house with a cannonball. You: |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Scream and promptly soil yourself. |
17.60% |
|
Grab the camera and try to get some video for the net. |
5.90% |
|
Track down Jamie Hyneman and ask which of his parents was the walrus. |
52.90% |
|
Nothing. This is a normal Saturday. |
23.50% |
|
|
|
| Christmas is just around the corner, so, which holiday figure would you like to hump? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Santa? |
1.90% |
|
Easter bunny? |
11.50% |
|
Fin from the Canucks? |
5.80% |
|
The Great Pumpkin? |
1.90% |
|
Mother Nature? |
36.50% |
|
J.C? |
1.90% |
|
The Devil (super hot!)? |
9.60% |
|
I'm totally saving myself for Rudolph? |
30.80% |
|
|
|
| With yesterday's black bear sighting @ Cambie & Georgia, what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen downtown? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
A certain riot? |
8.10% |
|
That Occupy thing? |
2.70% |
|
Shia LaBoeuf's Granville beatdown? |
8.10% |
|
Human feces? |
24.30% |
|
A beaver buying heroin? |
40.50% |
|
A Mayor in the bike lane? |
16.20% |
|
|
|
| We just kicked off the 24th Annual Santa Fox Food Drive, what charity do you give to? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Food Bank? |
8.30% |
|
Cancer Society? |
12.50% |
|
Human Fund? |
20.80% |
|
Children's Hospital? |
25.00% |
|
Sperm Bank? |
6.30% |
|
The Diabeetus Society? |
8.30% |
|
Charity at the "Gentlemen's Club" (she's hot)? |
18.80% |
|
|
|
| The Blackkawks Dave Bolland just called the Sedins "sisters" and that they share bunk beds, so, what NHL player do you hate the most? |
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Dave "not-fully-evolved" Bolland? |
41.60% |
|
Dion "FIGJAM" Phaneuf? |
3.90% |
|
Jordin "I can't ride the roller coaster yet" Tootoo? |
2.60% |
|
Ben "I don't like Vancouver boobies" Eager? |
5.20% |
|
Sean "I like bathing with men" Avery? |
2.60% |
|
Hall of Fame Hate: Mark "I shoot both ways" Messier? |
9.10% |
|
Brad "i AM standing!" Marchand? |
19.50% |
|
Dustin "Are you gonna finish that?" Byfooglin? |
15.60% |
|
|
|
| To end The Big C (cancer) which Vancouver Canuck would you lay down in the tall grass and make sweet love to? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Boom Boom? |
22.20% |
|
Kes? |
14.30% |
|
Burr? |
11.10% |
|
Hank? |
1.60% |
|
Dank? |
1.60% |
|
Higgy? |
1.60% |
|
Lou? |
3.20% |
|
Boothy? |
6.30% |
|
Eddy? |
27.00% |
|
AV? |
1.60% |
|
Any Ginger will do? |
9.50% |
|
|
|
| What was the biggest story that rocked the world in 2011? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Stanley Cup Riots? |
11.30% |
|
The iPhone app - NickelBLOCK? |
3.80% |
|
The Fox totally dominating local radio ratings (not actually true)? |
7.50% |
|
Premier Double C? |
5.00% |
|
That action I got on March 14th (if you know what I mean)? |
27.50% |
|
Lions bigass Grey Cup win? |
3.80% |
|
Kim Jong-Il/Osama/Ghaddafi - Dead DICKtators/Baddies? |
22.50% |
|
The Occupy BS? |
8.80% |
|
The Year of the Ginger (Lulay/Schneider/Cartman/Chuck Norris/Prince Harry/That tubby kid from Youtube)? |
10.00% |
|
|
|
| Who are the Biggest Losers of 2011? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Blackberry? |
5.80% |
|
The rioters? |
52.20% |
|
The Kindle/Kobo/E-Readers (Hello iPad 2)? |
1.40% |
|
Global TV's Steve Darling (sorry, I thought you meant Biggest Gainers)? |
7.20% |
|
The Canucks? |
2.90% |
|
Charlie Sheen? |
4.30% |
|
Edmonton (they win every year)? |
18.80% |
|
The Environment (try harder Suzuki)? |
7.20% |
|
|
|
| 'Tis the season to be merry, but (and be honest) do you drink and drive? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
I've had a couple drinks and drove? |
34.10% |
|
I can handle myself after 5 or 6? |
29.70% |
|
I don't remember getting home most nights? |
2.20% |
|
Been charged before, won't do that again? |
4.40% |
|
If I'm driving, I don't touch a drop? |
15.40% |
|
I'm drinking and driving and texting and voting right now? |
14.30% |
|
|
|
| All I Want For Christmas is... |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Mouth Hug? |
29.00% |
|
Socks? |
15.90% |
|
A discreet encounter with Boom Boom? |
18.80% |
|
XBOX 360/PS3/Wii? |
1.40% |
|
Tickets to Steel Panther? |
5.80% |
|
World Peace? |
5.80% |
|
iPad/iPhone4S? |
10.10% |
|
Booze (the good stuff you wouldn't normally buy for yourself? |
13.00% |
|
|
|
| Thank Christ for 2012 'cause I'm TOTALLY looking forward to.. |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Another deep Canucks playoff run? |
50.00% |
|
The final return of the GST/PST (go to hell HST)? |
8.80% |
|
The Summer Olympics in London? |
1.50% |
|
The Mayors of Metro Vancouver calendar (rumour has it Mayor Pantsuit is Miss October!)? |
4.40% |
|
Steel Panther runs for Office? |
4.40% |
|
Occupy My Pants? |
23.50% |
|
Another ginger-inspired Lions Grey Cup win? |
4.40% |
|
These damn crabs would go away? |
2.90% |
|
|
|
| Which of your New Year's Resolutions will be the first to go? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Crankin' on it? |
48.50% |
|
Creepin' at work? |
15.20% |
|
The pipe (the boss says I need to put it down)? |
6.10% |
|
Go%$amn effin' social media? |
9.10% |
|
Taking the Lord's name in vain (for Chrissakes!)? |
9.10% |
|
Drinking your own pee? |
12.10% |
|
|
|
| With a new year comes more and more bands touring the planet, so, which tour are you looking forward to the most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Van Halen - Yes, We Need The Money Tour? |
18.80% |
|
The Rolling Stones - Which One Just Pooped Tour? |
4.20% |
|
The Black Keys - We're So Much Cooler Than You Tour? |
12.50% |
|
Anne Murray - Bitch With A Problem Tour? |
14.60% |
|
Steel Panther - Where's My Topical Cream Tour? |
45.80% |
|
U2 - Give Us All Your Money So We Can Change The World (not really) Tour? |
4.20% |
|
|
|
| The Canucks big tilt on Saturday in Beantown got us thinking, which NHL team do you HATE the most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The Boston Brukkakes? |
44.30% |
|
The Maple Terribles? |
7.60% |
|
The Shitcago Blackkawks? |
34.20% |
|
The Montreal Smokings? |
6.30% |
|
The San Wheurzay Sharts? |
2.50% |
|
The Calgary Flameouts? |
3.80% |
|
The Dedmondump Coilers? |
1.30% |
|
|
|
| What's the worst political idea in the last 10 years? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The HST/GST? |
18.30% |
|
The Carbon Tax? |
13.50% |
|
The Bike Lanes? |
3.80% |
|
Safe Injection Site/Free Crack Pipes? |
9.60% |
|
The Golden Ears Ghost Bridge? |
1.90% |
|
George W. Bush? |
50.00% |
|
Booze-Gate (Gord Campbell's Hawaiian Hoochfest)? |
2.90% |
|
|
|
| Bungee in Zimbabwe was a bad idea, what else is a bad idea while travelling in the Third World? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Frequent Hookers? |
21.50% |
|
Buy Blow/Drugs? |
32.30% |
|
Visit a Dentist? |
3.10% |
|
Get a Boob Job/Plastic Surgery? |
13.80% |
|
Prostate Exam? |
15.40% |
|
Plan a coup? |
4.60% |
|
Riot after a sporting event? |
9.20% |
|
|
|
| Little Bradette Marchand just got suspended for five games, what should he have got? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
7 games? |
4.30% |
|
10 games? |
11.60% |
|
A lifetime of still eating off the Kid's Menu? |
15.90% |
|
Marry Zdeno Chara (you can do that in Slovakia)? |
13.00% |
|
Bungy Jump in Zimbabwe? |
13.00% |
|
Have "Moron" tattooed on his teeny, tiny boy's forehead? |
10.10% |
|
Spend a long, long, long romantic night with Don Cherry? |
31.90% |
|
|
|
| Tranlink wants another Fare Hike, what else should be hiked? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Taxes ( we just don't pay enough)? |
1.60% |
|
The Grind? |
3.20% |
|
Steve Darling's Food Allowance? |
13.60% |
|
Christy's skirt? |
27.20% |
|
.05 (c'mon man!)? |
5.60% |
|
My GD salary? |
48.80% |
|
|
|
| We just found Seattle's greatest burger place, Red Mill Burgers, so, what's Vancouver's best burger joint? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Moderne Burger? |
0.20% |
|
Splitz Burgers? |
97.60% |
|
Five Guys? |
0.10% |
|
Vera's? |
0.00% |
|
Fatburger? |
0.00% |
|
Roxy Burger? |
2.10% |
|
Fast Food (McDonald's/Burger King/Wendy's/Harvey's/A&W)? |
0.00% |
|
Fur? |
0.00% |
|
|
|
| Friday The 13th scares the bejesus out of some people, what scares you? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The dark? |
4.20% |
|
Little Gary Bettman? |
18.10% |
|
Small spaces? |
1.80% |
|
Bus boners? |
7.80% |
|
Heights? |
17.50% |
|
Brad Marchand's nose? |
9.60% |
|
A life without bacon? |
33.10% |
|
Fear of clowns? |
7.80% |
|
|
|
| Submitted by Fox listener Jason Legge, which lady cartoon character turns you on the most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Marge Simpson? |
1.40% |
|
Lois Griffin? |
55.80% |
|
Peggy Hill? |
1.40% |
|
Cartman's Mom? |
5.80% |
|
Wilma Flintstone? |
5.80% |
|
Jessica Rabbit? |
22.50% |
|
Smurfette? |
7.20% |
|
|
|
| Yesterday's Pole was for the boys, today's is for the ladies. Which manly cartoon character turns you on the most? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Homer SImpson? |
2.50% |
|
Peter Griffin? |
11.30% |
|
Beavis and/or Butthead? |
2.50% |
|
Any "man" (Super/Bat/Spider/He)? |
32.50% |
|
Charlie Brown? |
1.30% |
|
Buzz Lightyear/Woody? |
43.80% |
|
Hank Hill? |
6.30% |
|
|
|
| We're chatting with British actress Kate Beckinsale, what is Britain's greatest export? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Kate Beckinsale? |
39.40% |
|
Ozzy Osbourne? |
14.70% |
|
Guinness? |
5.50% |
|
David Beckham (Karen's suggestion)? |
5.50% |
|
Spice Girls (total Sporty Spice boner!)? |
5.50% |
|
The Teabag? |
20.20% |
|
Really gross food (blood sausage, haggis, mushy peas, Turd burgers, etc)? |
1.80% |
|
The shocker (apparently it's a Queen Elizabeth thing)? |
7.30% |
|
|
|
| It's a tad chilly, what are you doing to keep warm? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Hoping to win a trip to Mexico on The Fox? |
4.80% |
|
Indoor BBQ? |
1.40% |
|
Drinking yourself warm? |
7.70% |
|
Crankin' on it? |
5.30% |
|
An Official David Suzuki Tire Fire? |
23.40% |
|
Indoor smoking (weed of course, those smokes'll kill ya)? |
44.00% |
|
Dong Cozy? |
1.00% |
|
Spooning the homeless? |
12.40% |
|
|
|
| If you can only do one Weekend Rant, what's your topic? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Slow drivers in the fast lane? |
28.10% |
|
My boss? |
9.00% |
|
Leaf & Hab fans? |
1.70% |
|
A fork when all you need is a spoon? |
1.10% |
|
Professional sports teams from the Massachusetts area? |
4.50% |
|
Those damn geese? |
2.20% |
|
Infomercials/Telemarketers? |
4.50% |
|
The music at Rogers Arena? |
48.90% |
|
|
|
| Gung Hei Fat Choy bitchessss! It's Chinese New Year, so, what's your favourite Asian food? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Szechuan? |
6.50% |
|
Sushi? |
31.50% |
|
Dim Sum? |
10.90% |
|
Pad Thai? |
3.30% |
|
Mongolian Grill (remember that place?)? |
5.40% |
|
Karen's Noodle Box? |
38.00% |
|
Asian Fusion (yes, we said fusion)? |
3.30% |
|
Pocky? |
1.10% |
|
|
|
| We're chatting with the CBC's Rick Mercer, so, besides hockey, what's the best show on the CBC? |
|
|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
The National with Peter Ladykillabridge? |
0.60% |
|
Little Mosque on the Prairie? |
0.80% |
|
That environmental show with the old dude from The Beachcombers (The Nature of Things)? |
1.40% |
|
The Rick Mercer Report? |
9.70% |
|
The Dragon's Den? |
5.50% |
|
CSI: Kamloops? |
9.70% |
|
Coronation Street? |
37.10% |
|
Arctic Air (just kidding)? |
35.20% |
|
|
|
| Mayor of Gastown, Mark Brand, is trying to clean up his 'hood. How should we clean up the DTES? |
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OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Ship all the riff raff to Vernon? |
62.20% |
|
Open up a Mental Hospital (oh, wait a sec, we already tried that)? |
5.00% |
|
Get a corporate sponsor (ie. Spike TV's Safe Injection Site)? |
4.20% |
|
More tax dollars for more services? |
2.50% |
|
Get off the drugs = free Canuck tickets? |
8.40% |
|
Throw everyone in jail? |
6.70% |
|
Occupy Pigeon Park? |
2.50% |
|
If it ain't broke, don't fix it? |
8.40% |
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|
| Happy Aussie Day! What's the greatest thing out of Australia? |
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|
OPTION |
PERCENTAGE |
|
Their bands (AC/DC & Wolfmother & INXS & Men At Work & Powderfinger...)? |
0.90% |
|
All their sluts? |
47.80% |
|
Auckland (that city is beautiful)? |
1.20% |
|
Fawwwsta's Lawwga? |
0.20% |
|
That recipe for Shrimp on tha Barbie (genius)? |
0.30% |
|
Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan (circa 1986)? |
48.90% |
|
The word "krikey"? |
0.70% |